You Were "Gonna" Get Right Back Huh?!

Life is funny, or at least I think so. Over the past few months I've been doing a lot of thinking-mainly about how a couple can be divorced and then one decides "I want you back." What gives? It's just hilarious to me. For instance, I've been separated for one year and divorced for two and now HE has decided "there's no place like home"...my response? "Well DUH?!" My question to "him" is why did it take him 3 years to figure that out? It makes me believe that the ride he was on with "her" was over. Either that or she stamped him "Return to Sender."

I could probably put money on the fact that there's some missing details as to why he's had this sudden epiphany, but since I'm not a betting woman-I won't. He says he's known all along that home is where he wanted to be (insert insane laughter here). I highly doubt that because if it was, it wouldn't have taken him this long. My guess is, he wanted to have a little bit of fun (because he was mad with me) and then when the fun was over he planned to "get right back" and make it right with me.

So..what do I look like - an idiot? Someone who was born yesterday?  I think not.

So after my state of shock and awe, I am left with what to do now. See, in his male mind (some connections are lost) he believes that we're supposed to pick right back up where we left off. NEWSFLASH!! Things are not going to pick right back up. The way things were left, he's lucky I talk to him. He must realize that he must work and work damn hard to get his "family" back, but most men are not cut out for that. And then there's my dilema...

Do I really want to go back down the same road again? (hint, hint, next blog topic)